1. I was in the library when I decided to take a break and stretch my legs. Since OMP was bragging about how the library has 7 copies of his book, I figured I would go check it out. I find the call number and head over to the stacks. Standing where his 7 books should be, was a bright pink thick book with the title "SOCIOLOGY OF SEX!!!" in big cartoon letters. I think I might have pulled a muscle trying to contain my laughter. Laughing is not allowed in the library during finals, it's punishable by firing squad. It's on the same plane as putting your card in your mouth
2. Remember how UCD banned fun this week? My friend Jeremy came over with an even greater story than the one I told yesterday. He was outside with some friends playing soccer, technically he wasn't even playing, just watching, when one of those Fun Police came out. Instead of taking their ball, this FP took all of their names and told them that she was going to call their parents. For the record, Jeremy is 21.
Working on my final paper. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than looking in a book and seeing that it starts with the phrase "first we must understand the potato"....ohhh it's going to be a long night.
UPDATE:
God is talkative tonight, and she's calling people out by name. Dan Sheridan needs to come to the front desk IMMEDIATELY. Balls. Someone was also called out for not returning a laptop on time. I want to commit an offense and get called out over the intercom.
2 comments:
Who are these fascist fun police? On what and whose authority do they act? Why do not the students protest? Since UCD is a government-funded institution, I presume they are employees of the government who believe that they know what is best.
I am happy to know that all copies of The Origins of Human Society are in use and that they had to find a way to fill the empty spot on the shelf.
I think you should become God and make it your goal to be on the loudspeaker, and say something like "NO FUN IS ALLOWED. NO LAUGHING. NO PLAYING. ALL MANIFESTATIONS OF FUN WILL BE PUNISHED IN THE MOST SEVERE MANNER."
And then run....as that would probably be considered "fun".
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